Redneck sayings By: Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if:

If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

If you consider your liscense plate personalized because your father made it.

If you take your dog for a wake and you both use the same tree.

If you have eaten a big mac as an "appitizer"

If your church has a "happy hour"

If the only thing you inherited from your father is alcoholism.

If you think 401k is a bra size.

If both you and your husband wear ponytails on your weeding day.